Some people just have the hands, and Whitney has them. can’t really believe it cause she is young! between my mom and me, we are quite hard to please when it comes to our haircuts and hairdos. but Whitney delivers and if it were pizza margherita, it’s right out of Naples. Italy.
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Stylist Whitney doing my hair for my wedding day – Jill
1) a pc, laptop, tablet, smart phone; a given. of course. nod head, throw arms up, roll eyeballs.done? okey, good.
2) a liking for some lowest form of wit called sarcasm, wordsmithing, oxymoronism.
3) a gray matter still with working nerve cells.
4) an iq of at least 80, and an eq filled with humor and sass
5) a cup of mango green tea on one side, a square of dark chocolate crunching in mouth, or favorite wallow dessert
6) a really open mind, spongy would do, so whatever we say gets absorbed like a baby’s pee on pampers. (i have something grosser in mind but you probably know already what it is if you still get monthly red dots.) and applied!
7) a time to really relax and just let go. forget existing bills, stalker ex, that funny sound in your car, etc.
8) a nice comfy chair, comfy clothes, in a comfy room. of a comfy pottery barn house or ikea inspired apartment; but a cafe with free wifi would do
9) a deep need to stay in just one website and get everything just about from there, and a tad of bipolarity of the non lithium needing kind; i.e. the ability to go from disturbed to beethoven, cheesy movies to opera.
10) eh, if you just stumbled in, we will go easy on ya. just enjoy. this is your ——-